Teeshirts

Show the world that you really couldn't care less. Once you are seated comfortably in your favourite armchair, reached for a favourite book and poured a glass of something nice, the outside world can simply go hang!
Make that message clear to all who see you by wearing one of our exclusive Farkham Hall teeshirts. Each one bears the family motto "Eternum in Extreta Solo Profundis Variat", or Always in the poo, only the depth varies.
Farkham Hall Classic Headlights Teeshirt in Black for Men
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Farkham Hall Classic Headlights Teeshirt in Black for Women
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Farkham Hall Classic Headlights Teeshirt in White for Men
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Farkham Hall Classic Headlights Teeshirt in White for Women
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Farkham Hall Classic Le Mans Gulf Porsche Headlights Teeshirt in White for Men
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Farkham Hall Porsche Classic Headlights Teeshirt in White for Women
If you've got it, flaunt it as the old saying goes. Even better if it is in one of our Classic..
£21.70
Founders' Teeshirt
The original and genuine design for the first ever Farkham Hall teeshirt. There are only a few..
£21.70
Keep Calm & Farkham Hall Teeshirt (Men)
In the style of the Ministry of War posters that helped us all to keep a stiff upper lip in the dark..
£21.70
Keep Calm & Farkham Hall Teeshirt (Women)
In the style of the Ministry of War posters that helped us all to keep a stiff upper lip in the dark..
£21.70
Keep Calm & Farkham Hall Teeshirt, Pink
In the style of the Ministry of War posters that helped us all to keep a stiff upper lip in the dark..
£21.70
No More Sick Days Teeshirt
When you have absolutely run out of days that you can take off work to get more interesting stuff do..
£21.70
No More Sick Days Teeshirt (Women's)
When you have absolutely run out of days that you can take off work to get more interesting stuff do..
£21.70
Tattoos for the Brave Teeshirt
Each year every man here shall bare his arms and say "These scars I won on Crispins Day" Henry V.&nb..
£19.48