Just because Farkham Hall lives in your imagination and has no keys doesn't mean that you can't have a Farkham Hall keyfob to casually leave on the bar or your desk to trump the guy with the Porsche keyfob, so blatantly jangled.  Now, you can boast a stately home, which has to be better than any sports car...  The genuine fake Latin motto adds verisimilitude to your aristocratic bearing and the wood probably came from your estate before it was lovingly laser etched (of course).  Go on - treat yourself or someone you love today.

Postage is included and for every keyring sold, we will donate 50p to the Air Ambulance charity.